How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
Nine: Seven to form a committee, one to screw in the light bulb, and one to bring a casserole.
How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he’s not going to do it now that you’ve nagged him about it.
How many do-it-yourselfers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it will take three Saturdays and six trips to the hardware store.
How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Silly you! Light bulbs don’t wear diapers!
How many light bulbs does it take to change a baby?
Only one, but it has to be bright.
HT: Christine, me, and Evan at dinner last night.
About Stan Guthrie
Stan Guthrie is an editor at large for Christianity Today magazine and for the Chuck Colson Center for Christian Worldview. His latest book is God's Story in 66 Verses. He also is author of All that Jesus Asks: How His Questions Can Teach and Transform Us, Missions in the Third Millennium: 21 Key Trends for the 21st Century, and A Concise Guide to Bible Prophecy. He is co-author of The Sacrament of Evangelism. Besides authoring, writing, and editing books, Stan is a literary agent, bringing together good authors, good books, and good publishers.
Stan writes the monthly Priorities colum for BreakPoint.org. He has appeared on National Public Radio's Tell Me More, WGN's Milt Rosenberg program, and many Christian shows, including The Eric Metaxas Show and Moody Radio's New Day Florida. A licensed minister and an inspirational speaker, he served as moderator for the Christian Book Expo panel discussion, Does the God of Christianity Exist, and What Difference Does It Make?
